"Eisenberg glibly and quickly pretends not to see all of this [fame] as opening new windows. “God has closed so many other doors. I wanted to be a wrestler, a basketball player, a banana…,” he shrugs, mocking a hopeless sigh. “So few things worked out."

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#BUT HOW DO YOU EXIST. 

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