marxisforbros:

zebablah:

alcoholicgifts:

imrickmercerbitch:

hallekiefer:

kellyoxford:

I think I can only watch this once.
Virgin couple’s first kiss is at their wedding.
Holy shit.

(*I’ve watched it 5 times in 4 minutes)

Saw this at 6, had a bit about it by 8. ADULT VIRGINS THANK YOU FOR YOUR TRAGEDY.

Also, on another note…these people have SEEN kissing before, right? Like in a movie? In ANY movie?

i think this guy took his kissing cues from ace venture 2

I don’t know why I was thinking “It can’t be as bad as you’re all saying.”

and then I watched it.

i will never stop laughing. even if i’m not laughing outwardly, inside, i will forever be cackling. 

forever.

Virgins in the room: Make your hand into a loose first and make out with the hole for a while. Your thumb should be the bottom lip, and your index finger knuckle should be the top lip. Do it fast enough so that it feels good, but slowly enough so that it tickles your hand. 

You won’t be a master kisser, but it’s a good start.