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Dec 29th

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blainefasa: when he was a young warthog WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

Dec 27th

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
 the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

Dec 24th

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happy birthday to me

Things saying “it is my birthday.” have gotten me today Not having to sing in English class Not getting yelled at by my chinese teacher for no homework Not getting yelled at by my cello teacher for no practice A candy cane A cookie Cutting in line A yellow pages A latte An italian soda

Dec 15th

“Eisenberg glibly and quickly pretends not to see all of this [fame] as opening...”

– (via jesseeisenbergandthecats) #BUT HOW DO YOU EXIST. (via 7spanishangels)

Dec 13th

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