January 2011
szancsi:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
Exactly.
lucy-vanpelt:
YOU SAY YES
I SAY NO
YOU SAY...
Megawatti Sacarnaput: Are you thinking about entering the science fair?
Jerri Blank: Nah, I'm thinkin' bout pussy.
I am a ridiculous person
I didn’t eat dinner yesterday because I had had too much for lunch but then I slept through breakfast and lunch today so at 3 I got my rusty, flat-tired childrens bike and started to bike 30 blocks uphill in the rain to go to my favourite sandwich shop because they were the only place in my neighbourhood I could think of but I haven’t exercised since I was 12 and apparently the second...
the-girlieshow:
(via joaniesobliviousboobs)
1 tag
2 tags
When somebody IRL mentions the Oscars
robin-sparkles:
HI LET ME TELL YOU ALL MY THOUGHTS ON EVERY NOMINEE
Watchchefgusteau-:
w-epeoplesayiamthatswhatimnot:
MY HEART IS RACING !!
I AM SO EXCITED AJFHKSDFJ
I'm coining a new phrase:
Flomance: a bromance for girls. Because we need one. We really, really need a word for it, more than guys do.
Guys, it's happening for realz. Zachary Levi and...
adorable-psycho:
“I hate the awards part of the moviemaking process. And besides, on Social...”
– David Fincher in W Magazine, February 2011 (via lina-lamont)
“I was never trying to turn a mirror on a generation”. Wow, he just redeemed the entire movie for me. My dislike for this movie mainly stemmed from my understanding that it was meant to be a paradigm through which a generation, my...
I'm reading this book called "Catcher in the Rye"
perpetualnow:
saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever:
Has anyone read it before. It’s so amazing, totally different than anything I’ve ever read. Groundbreaking even. I wish there were more boys like Holden Caufield, we’d make such a good couple.
hahaha. “i wish there were more boys like Holden Caufield” aha. brilliant.
I'm not tumblr famous.
accio-sirius:
illmantheflashlight-:
everythingislucifer-nothinghurts:
rumblrtumblr:
whenever i get message (1) i’m like
whenever something of mine gets 10 notes i’m like
this is my life
all day errday
when one thing i posted got 100 notes i about had a heart attack.
I will never NOT get excited about notes, messages and followers.
Please reblog this if you have a heart:
youwannafeelthatrush:
stopallthismalarkey:
thaimonica:
itsvegas:
wherethefalloutlies:
sintactics:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
Hong Kong milk tea is like crack I CANNOT BREATHE. I think I’m going to hide under my covers until the caffeine and sugar go away
Dad (to another driver): Fella! Is you is or is you ain't?!
Me (whispering): Dad you're not black.
Dad: But I got soul, baby!
I slide down in my seat so no one will see me
Oh my god
I’m watching a movie where the gay kid from High School Musical finds out he can make food come out of his hands and becomes the class president
What even.
Mom: Ooh, look, the moon is so pretty!
Stephen: I know.
Mom: Can you imagine, someday the moon and all the stars will disappear? I'll be so sad...
Me: ... You don't need to worry about that, mom.
Mom: It's true! I read it!
Me: That'll take 10^100 years, mom.
Mom: Well your GRANDCHILDREN won't have a moon.
Missed my regular bus, ended up on one where the black bus driver sang the names of all the streets in an Italian accent, opera-style, along with helpful tips about sightseeing and a conversation about fried chicken with nobody.
ameliepoulain:
NATALIE PORTMAN DORKY LAUGH.MP3
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The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
pwnedbythedeatheater:
curiositykills-:
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
lolillolololol
