December 2010
stitchingupthecircuitboards:
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My mom gives my Winnie the Pooh hunny jar mug to...
Kids dad: Aw, cute! Was that yours when you were little?
Me: It's mine now... I bought it a month ago
Kids dad: Oh. That's interesting.
Lost is a show about love
panicman:
And friendship.
It taught us to see the value in others.
To cherish the love we share with the people who are like us.
To communicate to try and understand each other.
And work together despite our differences.
To live together.
Create a safe haven in such a crazy place.
To protect each other by any means.
With compassion.
A real brotherhood.
The End.
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Your 18th GIF is the face that you're going to...
thegoofygoober:
seth-cohen-:
hermiola:
itsprobablyjapanese:
nicolelol:
foreverisfine-:
trippingonawire:
leanessfan:
spacegandalf-:
hogwartsstarrysky:
‘but this aint about you’ «LMAO.
HAHAHAHAHA. WHY ARE MY GIFS SO SPOT ON TODAY?
This could swing either way. If I’m Alex I’d be like “lol bye bitch” but if I’m Jack I’d be all “d’aww giggles hehe”
apparently, I...
The 3rd GIF in your GIF folder will be your...
thegoofygoober:
thembigcitydreams:
therewillbepeacewhenyouaredone:
didyoujustmolotovmybrother:
pickupthatamulet:
believerofmars:
OMG
well that’s just depressing
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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Ruxin: Pete, do you have anything else to fill your sad existence other than fantasy football?
Pete: No! I mean, do you guys?
Kevin: ...Kids
Ruxin: Yeah, kids
Kevin: But they suck mostly...
My brother and I have the exact same taste in...
autostraddle:
he can take the straight ones, you can take the gay ones, and for the bisexuals you will have to fight a duel, like jousting or something like that.
Ask Riese anything
Everything can be solved with a lively joust
Me: So I don't have my reader, and I just realised I don't know the name of the author of my poem, and it's not on the internet because it's a crap poem, so can you read it to me?
John: No problem. I think it's Carlos. Holy crap that is not Carlos
Me: Oh god, what is it?
John: C, Z, E, S, L, A, W, space, M, I, L, O, S, Z
Me: What.
John: C, Z
Me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME HIS NAME IS COLESZLAW MILOSEEZY
John: I am dead serious
Me: If I get this essay back with a circle and a comment from Amanda saying "did you just bang your head against a keyboard what is this shit" you are in big trouble
John: I swear that is the mans name
PETER AND WALTER'S RELATIONSHIP
robin-sparkles:
Okay so:
If I just followed you and you came to my site to make sure it’s not entirely pictures of you (which it shouldn’t be, unless you are somehow all of television, in which case I congratulate you) please do not be alarmed if I unfollow you.
I followed a ton of people because of that one post where a lot of Fringe blogs were listed and who couldn’t use a bit more Fringe in their...
Today I finagled future leadership positions in two school clubs for myself through bribery, flattery, and scare tactics. COLLEGE HERE I COME
People from my Asian travelling piano troupe have started an email chain about getting hoodies and asking for peoples sizes. There’s just six of us, but I’m staying quiet and hoping they don’t notice me because my god have you no shame?
jesus fucking christ
I just got the script for our churches pageant play. Everything is a metaphor and it’s got 5 narrators arguing over plot points and citing scripture so it can be meta and modern and relevant. It’s also a good 30 minutes long. WHY CAN’T WE JUST DRESS UP AS SHEEP
Me: (looking at John's desktop) The king of snowballs!
John: (laughs)
Me: Is it not that?
John: It's a bomb test...
Me: Well that is not nearly as exciting.
You Don't Even Know, Dude: Geometry Jesus died for... →
sistervenom:
costumedcrusader:
awyeahlife:
dorkery:
aquatictoaster:
dorkery:
capes:
iatesomesulphurforlunch:
mishthequiche:
jensenfreckles:
mishthequiche:
Runner Jesus died for your shins.
SUPERMARKET JESUS DIED FOR YOUR TINS
ALCOHOLIC…
Napa Jesus died for your zin
“Katy Perry also recorded the song ‘Ur So Gay’. It sounds homophobic, but she’s...”
– Simon Amstell on Never Mind The Buzzcocks (via izelana)
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Leah grabs my necklace and examines it
Leah: Who's that on your necklace?
Me: ... The virgin Mary?
Leah: Oh. I don't know what she looks like.
Me: Are you serious?
Leah: I'm not religious...
~
Leah: We're going on now? MOTHER OF GOD!
I point to my necklace
Leah: Wait, she WAS?
Me: These are jokes, right.
nicolefucksjimmy:
-imchuckbass:
Boys at my school:
Boys at other schools:
WHY IS THIS TRUE.
Why isn’t anybody wearing shirts
WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST SHIRTS
JUST STARTED S2 OF FRINGE
robin-sparkles:
ASDSDLKJFALSDKFJ FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU CHARLIE
Oh god she’s making me relive it
AAAHH WORK
silbando:
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS KANYE WEST BUT MEAN
HAHAHAHAHA
REBLOG IF THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD TELL YOU TO...
I was drinking from my cup and watching a movie but I was having trouble seeing the screen with my head tilted back so the first thing I thought was “DAMN I WISH I HAD EYES ON MY CHIN”
It didn’t ever occur to me to pause the movie or endure my thirst.
Good thing I don’t have Fairly Oddparents. GOOD THING
Peter and Astrid videochat?
that is so fucking adorable
Godammit
I want an Inception app so bad but I don’t have an iphone