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my parents are getting a divorce… no, my dad just wants my mom to change… no, that’ll never happen… no, they’ll wait and see… no, they’ll divorce for the kids… no, they’ll stick it out for the kids oh god it’s so exciting! will they or won’t they, revealed in the finale! it’s just like tv but middle-aged and sad.

Jan 1st

this will always get me because I can picture...

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking...

Dec 31st

Playing Civilization with my sister

Japan: Your pitiful civilization will soon be history!
Me: We're pitiful? Oh, come on! You have one city left! You're so pathetic! 
Sister: You're going down! Let's nuke 'em! Die!
Mom: Kids, I don't want you to be so violent. Don't call a country pathetic, give them a chance to grow.
Me: It's Japan.
Mom: ... Carry on.
Sister: DIEDIEDIE! 軍人軍人! 加油加油！[soldiers, soldiers! prevail, prevail!] KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
Mom: *smiles silently to herself*
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 Love this game.
 Which do you have (as in IV, III, etc.)?
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 We have Civ IV but this was on CivRev, xbox version

Dec 31st

Playing Civilization with my sister

Japan: Your pitiful civilization will soon be history!
Me: We're pitiful? Oh, come on! You have one city left! You're so pathetic! 
Sister: You're going down! Let's nuke 'em! Die!
Mom: Kids, I don't want you to be so violent. Don't call a country pathetic, give them a chance to grow.
Me: It's Japan.
Mom: ... Carry on.
Sister: DIEDIEDIE! 軍人軍人! 加油加油！[soldiers, soldiers! prevail, prevail!] KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!
Mom: *smiles silently to herself*

Dec 31st

I'm on the phone with Atticus

I made him cry laughing… he can’t breathe

Dec 31st

and...

withspadestostart: I just came back from 迪士尼樂園, so be jealous. And I watched something really good last night, Alice . Basically it’s about the Wonderland we have grown to know and love changing over the past 143 (?) years. Really awesome. And on YouTube. Ches. damn you for making me have to read Chinese again

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Bold What You've Heard/Seen/Read

ratherconfused: roflcoptermason: legendofzelda: thingssheloves: 100 Bands [or Musicians] To Which I Listen To: 1. The Beatles. 2. Bon Jovi. 3. The Fray. 4. Leona Lewis. 5. Taylor Swift. 6. Miley Cyrus. 7. Demi Lovato. 8. Taking Back Sunday. 9. The Academy Is… 10. Alesana. 11. Blessthefall. 12. Colbie Caillat. 13. John Lennon. 15. Katy Perry. 16. Michael Buble. 17. The Hives. 18. The...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

I just got my acceptance letter to the NYFA summer...

yaaaaaaaaaaay

Dec 30th

Flight of the Conchords →

Dec 30th

formspring.me

canadaaustin: Fuck Justin Bieber? no thx bro http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvej1vvrIS1qasajuo1_500.jpg Wow, he looks like Helveticunt! …not really. i was born in december, but my boyfriend’s birthday is ALSO on november 29th. i think tumblr should have a “tumblr’s whos boyfriend’s birthdays are on November 29th” yeaahh it’s exclusive yeah. and cool. mk bye let’s do it. Hi Canada. I don’t...

Dec 29th

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TO LOUISE AND CANADA:

everybodylovesajewishboy: ELLEN VALENTINE IS NOW SINGLE ON FACEBOOK. thank god that always bothered me. 3 bucks says he makes a photo collage about it 10 bucks says they’ll get together again before we graduate who’s on?

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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“hitler prostitute [comic pending…]”

– abby (via canadaaustin)

Dec 28th

louise

canadaaustin: have you seen avatar yet? my dad really wants me to see it for some reason you should sleep over tomorrow and we could go tuesday morning or something lol my dad really wants me to see it, too. but my mom’s being asian about me going to another person’s house during “holiday time” :S maybe we could just spend the day together

Dec 28th

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So apparently this is what Japanese men want →

Dec 28th

my mom is watching the sex in the city movie

the horse-woman is wearing a jellyfish. I half-watched this once with may, all I remember is that there was a woman lying on a table wearing sushi over her nipples and nothing else… what an odd movie

Dec 28th

everybodylovesajewishboy: runalong-mantalk: I’m watching one of those dumb rom-com-feminazi movies. it’s great because they’re actually lifting some lines out of my dad’s company’s books, so I’ve got a couple out and I’m seeing if I can match phrases. MEN EVIL RAH! god i hate it when i reblog your posts making fun of your (ex)(canadian)boyfriend and you dont respond to me I didn’t...

Dec 28th

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I’m watching one of those dumb rom-com-feminazi movies. it’s great because they’re actually lifting some lines out of my dad’s company’s books, so I’ve got a couple out and I’m seeing if I can match phrases. MEN EVIL RAH!

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

everybodylovesajewishboy: runalong-mantalk: everybodylovesajewishboy: wheres louiseeee i need her cynical bitchy comments to make me feel better about being in utah hi hi I went to utah once… (I think) is salt lake city in utah? cos salt lake city is a SHITHOLE. there’s an urban myth that the mormons used to keep a male and female high school graduate in an underground cellar so that if...

Dec 28th

everybodylovesajewishboy: wheres louiseeee i need her cynical bitchy comments to make me feel better about being in utah hi hi I went to utah once… (I think) is salt lake city in utah? cos salt lake city is a SHITHOLE. there’s an urban myth that the mormons used to keep a male and female high school graduate in an underground cellar so that if there was a nuclear winter, the...

Dec 28th

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

when I was younger I thought that if I was good I...

I wish I was spending Christmas with them right now instead…

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

"I was just talking about how chicks can get...

helveticunt: digitalbath: that’s crazy do male corpses have erect penises? how does a girl fuck a dead guy? i’m curious now i’ll have to look this up I think they use pumps or something… an erection is actually a passive action- when the penis isn’t erect, muscles are contracted to prevent bloodflow to it. So when someone dies traumatically, vertically, or facedown, they end up with...

Dec 25th